You asked, we answered. So do not blame us.
Will there be a civil war in the United States after the election?
Short answer: Yes.
How? Captain America will go head to head after Vladimir Putin’s bizarre attempt on Mr. America’s male ego goes tragically wrong. Fortunately, Spiderman will be able to hold the shit together and fight Captain America by undermining his strong manpower by showering him with white spider webs. (No, not that kind of web!)
But what really makes the difference here and the reason this whole shit show ends in a nuclear disaster is that Iron Man will use his legal skills to unleash the wrath of Stormy Daniels that will inadvertently create a black hole and bring the United States back 200 years in time. No waiting, it has already happened? Or has it? Time travel is so confusing.
It looks like Trump could lose the election. I want to escape the liberal hell of Biden and the fighters of social justice on Twitter. Where should I move?
Now, this is difficult. If you really hate fascist liberals – okay, we know, “libtards” as you call them – then you have little choice. Europe is a bit out of the question, with a few notable exceptions. You could move to the Polish paradise of 2020, where abortion is more or less illegal now. Women are also oppressed like that and queer people and if you are looking for a good indication of a non-liberal paradise then exploring how oppressed people are is a good measure.
Or you could go to Hungary, where the government really hates refugees. But the downside here – which you should keep in mind – is that freedom of speech is still a thing in both of these countries (hopefully this will change soon). So if it’s a breach of contract, you can always go to China. It’s more or less exactly like the US, except the government is completely open about its hatred of free speech and protest. Oh, and the internet is so heavily censored in the country that you never have to read any of this liberal nonsense. Always.
But on the other hand, there is internet in China. And as we all know who really hates libtardana, that’s the way. So, my advice would be the perfect paradise that is not liberal North Korea. Not only are you being bullied for some kind of liberal behavior, but you are also being held in secret prisons for liberal thinking. I know, prison! Perfect, right? (Sorry, they are not private yet, but feel free to work on it.)
Is populism dead?
No and it never will. Sorry about that. I place my faith in Stormy Daniels.